just because your cups are ambigous, in vibrant shades of red, blue, or green, and they are plastic, and easily disposed of, does not mean that taking photographs with said cups is a wise decision on your part.

we know you may be wasted, and hell, you probably already are if you are letting your underage self being caught in illegal acts but you figure, ‘meh. no one will know what’s inside of them…’

but when said photos are tagged on facebook, and you suddenly realize there is a series of pictures featuring you, your glazed eyes, your uncontrollable mouth either in freakish positions kareoking, or attached to some guy you’d rather NOT know the name of, a little ping pong ball, AND aforementioned mysterious plastic cup–We get it.

we. your employers, your bosses, your financial aid advisors. all these people that were once in college too, and are grateful that the internet was not around to immortalize their every ill decision. we also includes all your friends and distant relatives who judge you ever so slightly, especially with that lei around your neck.

just so we are clear: plastic cups in primary colors does not equal immunity for your party last night. don’t publicize your misdemeanors.

-Katche

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